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The Petty Laureate

Why argue when you can donate his golf clubs?

Revenge should be cheap, creative and funny enough to retell at brunch for the next ten years. You have a glue gun, a free afternoon and no regrets.

Weapon of choice
A glue gun
Your tell
You're being nice. Suspiciously nice.
His last words
"Have you seen my golf clubs?"
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