Not My Husband's Hook-Up Profile

He swiped right on the perfect woman. He has no idea she's his wife.

Embry Hutchins wanted three things from the universe on a Tuesday afternoon: oat milk, a rotisserie chicken, and forty uninterrupted minutes of peace. Instead, she picked up her husband's iPad and found his secret dating profile.

Kenny—who claims his one-episode podcast is a "movement" and regularly makes Embry trim his luxury beard—has shaved four years off his age, airbrushed his abs, and declared himself a "high-value male seeking his muse."

A lesser woman might cry. A louder woman might throw his golf clubs on the lawn. But Embry is a highly organized project manager who has spent twelve years quietly running Kenny’s life. She doesn't want a messy confrontation. She wants a watertight divorce settlement.

So, with the help of her tech-savvy (and distractingly handsome) best friend, Embry builds "Anastasia"—the ultimate fake dating profile. Her goal? To catfish her own husband, document his infidelity, and serve him divorce papers on a silver platter at his own surprise birthday party.

But as the trap snaps shut, Embry discovers that stepping out of her husband's shadow might just be the most liberating—and romantic—thing she's ever done.

If you love hyper-competent heroines, slow-burn romantic subplots, and brilliantly executed payback, this laugh-out-loud revenge comedy is for you.