Canceled By The Cat

I have six million followers. My owner's husband has a girlfriend and a very bad idea.

Spirit is a cat. More accurately, Spirit is a brand — six million followers, an eight-figure empire, and a strict policy against performing affection for anyone. So when Hope's husband, Chase, decides to trade her in for a tacky petfluencer named Jenie, Spirit could not care less. A private human failure is beneath comment.

Until they come for the account.

Because a divorcing husband will try to claim anything of value... including the cat. And Jenie doesn't just want Chase. She wants Spirit's six million followers, and she's going to livestream a cozy little "we're basically best friends now" coronation to take them.

Big mistake.

Hope keeps her dignity.

Spirit keeps the receipts.

And in front of six million people, the most unbothered cat in Manhattan is about to do the single most deliberate thing a cat has ever done: let a cheating husband and his mistress cancel themselves.

Canceled By The Cat is a laugh-out-loud, closed-door billionaire revenge romcom narrated entirely by the pettiest, most magnificent cat alive. Completely standalone. Guaranteed happily-ever-after. Absolutely no mercy.

One-hour read. Zero regrets. Justice has whiskers.