I Rebranded His Midlife Crises

Tanya Copeland has spent nineteen years as the invisible brains behind her husband's wildly successful advertising career. Her reward? Discovering his secret itinerary for "unstructured intimacy" with a twenty-something junior copywriter.

Woody’s midlife crisis is a walking cliché: a too-tight black turtleneck, a ninety-one-thousand-dollar vintage sports car he can barely squeeze into, and a desperate need to feel young. Instead of throwing plates or filing for a messy public divorce, Tanya decides to treat her crumbling marriage like what it truly is: a broken brand in desperate need of a new narrative.

Armed with a burner social media account and two decades of market research, she begins secretly documenting Woody’s tragic attempts at reclaiming his youth.

When the internet falls in love with her hilarious, anonymous commentary, Woody’s carefully curated image takes a global nosedive. But Tanya is about to discover that she isn't just destroying her husband's career—she’s finally building her own.

Sharp, deeply satisfying, and wickedly funny, I Rebranded His Midlife Crisis is a story about corporate revenge, finding your own voice, and walking away with the credit (and the travel trailer) you always deserved.