The Smartwatch Scandal

Numbers don't lie. But husbands do.

For twenty-five years, Judy Humphries has been the perfect, accommodating corporate wife to Levi, a deeply narcissistic VP of Wellness. But when Judy spots an impossible anomaly on their shared family fitness app—a 150 BPM heart rate at midnight at a stranger's apartment—she doesn't break down, cry, or throw plates. She does what an expert data analyst does best: she builds a spreadsheet.

Levi is gearing up for the biggest keynote presentation of his career, eagerly preparing to preach to a thousand colleagues about his favorite buzzword: Integrity. When he casually hands Judy his presentation flash drive to make his charts "prettier," he inadvertently hands her the blueprint to his own destruction.

Armed with six months of GPS logs, biometric evidence, credit card receipts, and a flawlessly coded macro, Judy is about to give Levi's audience a devastatingly public masterclass in data visualization.

The Smartwatch Scandal is a sharp, fiercely satisfying domestic thriller about the fatal mistake of underestimating the woman who keeps your books.